Fump stood alone on the Internet,
Dementia music is as good as it can get
I download music two times a week
This music's friendly enough for a geek

It's Fump. It's Fump. The fump dot com.
Fump. The Fump. The Fump. They hope you come.

Fump features artists like Sudden Death
Luke Ski, Tom Smith, and the Worm Quartet
Possible Oscar, Raymond and Scum
Seamonkey, others, and now Robert Lund

It's Fump. It's Fump. They got 'em all.
Fump. The Fump. The Fump. You'll have a ball.

I listen to funny tunes all day.
My iPod is filled with dementia all the way
I'll never listen to radio anymore
All the music they play is nothing but a bore.

It's Fump. It's Fump. Top 40 is dead.
Fump. The Fump. The Fump. That's what I said.

Is this Fump outta my head? I say no.
Is this Fump outta my head? I say no.
Is this Fump outta my head? I say no.
And that's all I have to say about that