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Global Genital Bank

Global Genital Bank

Hello, this is former actor Jed Williams.

You may not know my name, but I once did a bit part
as a stand-in in the TV movie "Mom, I don't have any genitals."

That's right. I was born without a sex. No genitals.
Not a boy. Not a girl. I was nothin' but a nothin'.

Each year, millions of children are born missing genitals.
Without gentials, nobody can assign a sexual culture to them.

They're not straight, gay, bisexual, or transsexual either.
They're just plain nothings.

They seem fine while they are children at first,
but by the time they reach the normal age of puberty,
the other normal humans realize that they have been friends with sexless freaks
who are not going to develop into men or women,
and they taunt, tease, bully, and beat up the sexless freaks.

What can you do. What will you do?

The Global Genital Bank is accepting donations for functioning genitals
that you don't need anymore. So if you're going to be dead soon, and wish
to bequeth your male or female genitals to the GGB, please tell
your lawyer now so that they can create a provision indicating that you wish
to have your genitals donated at the time of your death.

Let's face it. When you're dead, you're not going to have any use for them anyway,
so why be buried with them in the first place?

Please make your donations to the GGB at Pier 27, NY NY, and help a sexless child
develop into a normal man or woman before it's too late.