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Brokeback Mice 2

Brokeback Mice 2

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From one of the people involved in Brokeback Mountain and some animated film about rodents comes a sequel to the motion picture about two cowboy mice that took the nation by storm.

Once again, they are are camping out while they're watching their goats eat up the dried-out grass.

1. Hey Bill

2. What's up, Clint?

1. Someone told us that we sound like rabbits.

2. I heard about that. That remark made me so hopping mad!

1. Last time I checked, my dick was longer than my ears.

2. How's this for Bugs Bunny! Eh. (chews carrot) What's up, dick?

1. I can tell a jack rabbit from a bunny.

2. How's that?

1. Jack rabbits jack off down the bunny trail.

2. Well, we know that rabbits love to go in and out of holes all the time.

1. I feel like going down your hole.

2. OK. I'll bend over for you, Clint.

1: pumping sounds

2: groaning sounds

Yes, it's Brokeback Mice II. Once again, two lusty male cowboy mice, who sound like rabbits, get it on in the heat of the moment by doing nothing except what rabbits love to do.

1: That was fun, Bill.

2: OK Clint. Bend over so I can wax my carrot.

1: Ooh, groaning sounds

2: pumping sounds.

Making a mouse out of a mountain, it's Brokeback Mice II. Now playing in a theater somewhere. Don't forget, yet another sequel is coming!