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At Least I Know How To

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At Least I Know How To

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The #@%& Song

I don't know geography,
I don't know chemistry,
I don't know psychology,
I don't know history,
I don't know oceanography,
I don't know biology,
I don't know anatomy,
I don't know astrology.
But I'm not a total schmuck,
At least I know how to #@%&.

I can't play hockey,
I can't play football,
I can't play soccer,
I can't play baseball,
I can't play tennis,
I can't play basketball,
I can't play any,
Sports at all.
But I know one sport by luck,
At least I know how to #@%&.

There's a lot of stuff in the world
that I just can't do.
They're so overwhelming to me,
how about you?

I don't know Dr. Who,
or Babylon 5,
Battlestar Galactica,
or X-Files,
Lord of the Rings,
or Star Trek,
When it comes to geek culture,
I'm a total wreck.
But at least I'm not stuck,
At least I know how to #@%&.

There's just too many facts,
for me to understand,
I was born with a small brain,
for a man.

I cannot surf,
I cannot ski,
I can't dance,
or skate, you see?
I can't rollerblade,
I can't ride a bike,
I can't skateboard,
Can't even ride a trike.
But I can drive a truck,
As well as how to #@%&.
I can make a decent buck,
Just by knowing how to #@%&.