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Dope Deal or No Dope Deal Part 2

Dope Deal or No Dope Deal Part 2

Maury: And welcome back to Dope Deal or No Dope Deal.
I'm your host Maury Warner. Tom has just returned from
dropping a stool.

Tom: I just gave birth to a ten-pounder.

Maury: Wow, Tom. That must have been big.

Tom: It was bigger than the bigest joint I ever rolled.

Maury: We'll, let's get back to the game.

Tom: Alright.

Maury: When we left off, you were going to pick a briefcase.

Tom: I did?

Maury: Yes. Now, let's pick a briefcase that has only
one or five joints in it. Which one do you pick?

Tom: What's left to pick?

Maury: #1, #2, #5, and #7.

Tom: Uh, uh, umm. Let's do a #2.

Maury: You just did a #2, Tom.

Tom: Not that man. #2.

Maury: Oh, you mean briefcase #2.

Tom: Right on.

Maury: OK. Let's open the briefcase and see what is not in
your briefcase...

...500 joints.

Maury: Oh, no, man.

Tom: Bummer.

Maury: That isn't what you wanted to pick.

Tom: I'll take the 320 joints, man.

Maury: It's too late, Tom. The next deal the dope dealer
is going to make for you will be down.

Tom: How much down?

(phone rings)

Maury: Hang on a minute. (picks up the phone) Hello? How much? OK.
I'll tell him (hangs up)

Tom: What's his offer this time?

Maury: It went down.

Tom: How down?

Maury: 276 joints.

Tom: Wow. Far out.

Maury: You still have the 100 and 1000 joint amounts up to
keep your offer high, but now, you have a 50/50 chance
that you will have at least 100 joints.

Tom: Groovy, man.

Maury: Yes. Now press the buzzer if you accept this dope deal.

Tom: Um. Should I accept this deal?

Maury: I gotta ask you this question. Dope Deal or No Dope Deal?

Tom: Um. uh, hmmm. #1.

Maury: No, Tom, we're not picking another briefcase yet.

Tom: #1.

Maury: Read my lips, Tom. Dope Deal or No Dope Deal.

Tom: #1. I gotta do a #1.

Maury: Oh, man, ah, geez, OK. Go back to the restroom again
and hurry up, man.

Tom: I'm off to the can, man.

Maury: Geez, it's the second time today. OK. We're going to
take another break and then be back for more of
Dope Deal or No Dope Deal.


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