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I'm Doing Nothing For Christmas

I'm Doing Nothing For Christmas

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I'm doing nothing for Christmas
Everybody's gonna be mad
I'm doing nothing for Christmas
Cuz all year you've treated me bad!

I refuse to deck the halls
Chorus "Christmas is over hyped!"
I refuse to shop at malls
Chorus "Christmas is over hyped!"
I won't buy a Christmas tree
They all die too soon, you see
They cost too damn much for me
Chorus "Christmas is over hyped!"

I'm doing nothing for Christmas
Everybody's gonna be mad
I'm doing nothing for Christmas
Cuz all year you've treated me bad!

Christmas songs have gotten stale
Chorus "Christmas is over hyped!"
I don't like to send out mail
Chorus "Christmas is over hyped!"
Shopping is a big rat race
I can't find a parking space
I must get out of this place
Chorus "Christmas is over hyped!"

I'm doing nothing for Christmas
Everybody's gonna be mad
I'm doing nothing for Christmas
Cuz all year you've treated me bad!

Christmas brings me lots of fear
Chorus "Christmas is over hyped!"
Relatives are coming here
Chorus "Christmas is over hyped!"
Christmas is a lot of work
Beam me up to Captain Kirk
I can't stand no more on Earth
Chorus "Christmas is over hyped!"

I'm doing nothing for Christmas
Everybody's gonna be mad
I'm doing nothing for Christmas
Cuz you've all been nothin' but bad!

Do not get me all so wrong
Chorus "Christmas is over hyped!"
It is a pro Christmas song
Chorus "Christmas is over hyped!"
I don't make a big fat buck
I am poor and out of luck
I will leave town in my truck
Chorus "Christmas is over hyped!"

I'm doing nothing for Christmas
Everybody's gonna be mad
I'm doing nothing for Christmas
Cuz all year you've treated me bad!

So you better stop hyping this holiday,
Or else I keep on goin' away,
I'm doing nothing for Christmas

orig closing:
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.