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Hilary Duff BeerPurchase "Yes Parking Anytime" HerePurchase "Fight the Mundane" Here NOTES:Rob's voice is more smooth.Dig's voice is more gruff. background: two voices chanting Lindsay Lohan over and over again. Seque portionRob: Is he gone now?Dig: Yes. Rob and Dig stop chanting Lindsay Lohan, catching their breath. Rob: Alright. We finally got rid of him. Dig: That guy was getting on my nerves, Rob. Rob: No doubt about it. OK. Go, hoser. Go! Hilary Duff Beer portionDig: sing variation of the Great White North theme.Rob: Good Day, welcome to the Great Big North. I'm Rob MacKenton and this is my brother Dig. Dig: Howz it goin' eh? Rob: Ok so good day, welcome to our super special subject for this week. Dig: What's so special about it, hosehead? Rob: It's so special because this week's topic is beer. Dig: I like that subject, Rob. Like, it's a big part of my culture. Rob: But this week, hoser, it's not just any beer, Dig. Dig: Are you hosin' me, Rob? Rob: No, man, it's our new favorite beer, Dig: Take off! Rob: No, you take off! Dig: Tell me what's so special about this beer? Rob: This beer is just out today. It's fresh and smooth. Dig: Freshly brewed beer? Rob: Exactly. It's the new Hilary Duff Beer. Dig: Stop lyring, eh? Rob: This is true, hoser. Dig: Oh yea? Rob: Yea, hosehead. Dig: What's so special about this beer? Rob: Hillary Duff Beer is named after our favorite actress, Hilary Duff. Dig: Our favorite actress? Rob: Exactly. Dig: Take off, hosehead. Rob: No, it's true. Hillary Duff is the best actress in the world. Dig: I like Amanda Bynes better, Rob. Rob: But Amanda isn't cool. Dig: What about Lindsay Lohan. Rob: She has too many problems. Dig: Take off. She's cuter. Rob: Doesn't matter, hoser. Cute has nothing to do with it. Dig: Hilary can't sing and she makes bombs in the movies. Rob: OK. You got me. At least she's cuter than Amanda and Lindsay. Dig: Then why a beer named after her, hosehead? Rob: Because she's full of body and flavor. Dig: Wait until Lindsay and Amanda get their own beers. Rob: Take off. Dig: I'll get them their own beers and they can take down Hilary for beer dominance. Rob: That's ridiculous, hoser. Dig: They'll succeed, and sell millions of cans. Rob: I'll see to it that Hillary has the best looking cans to get more people to buy them. Dig: Lindsay and Amanda will have shinier cans. Rob: Now you're being ridiculous, hoser. Dig: Take off, hosehead. Rob: OK. Now we're out of time. Dig: We'll see who wins. Rob: OK. Now that's it for the topic of the week. Good Day. Dig: Good Day. Rob: You really think Amanda is cuter than Hillary? Dig: Anne Hathaway is far cuter, but not marketable. Rob: I guess you're right, hoser. Dig: Just wait until Jamie Lynn Spears turns 18, then we'll both be in trouble. Rob: Take off. |
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