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Janie's Got a...

Oh lordy honey are you a chick
Oh no no that's my dick
Oh lordy honey are you a chick
On no no that's my, my, my, dick,

Urp urp blecch!
Urp urp blecch!
Urp urp blecch!
Urp urp blecch!

Well, Janie's got a dick
Janie's got a dick
It really made me sick
Janie's got a dick

She had a body of a Venus
But she also had a penis
We were making love one night when
I discovered she wasn't a dame.

But man I had it comin'
That Janie's got her own gun
She ain't never gonna be the
Never gonna be the sa-a-a-ame.

Well Janie got a dick
Janie's got a dick
Thought she was a chick.
Janie's got a dick

Tell me now it's untrue.
I thought she was so cute.
She was such a pretty baby
I have to be so insane

I say that I was feelin' hurt
When she had a tent in her skirt
I wish that I could stop the
wish that I could stop the pa-a-a-ain!

Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Janie's got a dick,
Janie's got a dick,
I wish it was a trick.
But she's got a dick.

Didn't know what to do.
Guess it was a boy named Sue.
Then I said what the hell.
I still wanted to marry the girl.

I say I marry her.
Said what the hell, I didn't care.
I thought she was the sexiest in the world.

Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Well, Janie's got a dick
Janie's got a dick
It used to make me sick
Janie's got a dick

Yeah yeah yeah
Janie's got a dick.
Yeah yeah yeah
Thought she was a chick.
I wish it was a trick.
Honey honey what's the problem
Because Janie's got a dick.
Tell me it ain't right
Ah Janie's got a dick.
Was it daddy's cradle-robbin'
It used to make me sick.
That-ah made you scream at night

Thought she was a chick.
Yeah yeah yeah
Ah Janie's got a dick.
Yeah yeah yeah
Ah Janie's got a dick.
Yeah yeah yeah
I wish it was a trick.
Yeah yeah yeah
It used to make me sick.
Honey honey what's the problem
Because-a-Janie's got a dick.
Tell me it ain't right